http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/
This is by far the worst movie I have seen this year.
Now you may disagree with me on this one and i'm fine with that, just remember that you're wrong.
In the first 40 minutes of the movie nothing happened. Except that Anakin was talked into going to the dark side in 5 minutes after having a 5 second dream about Pademe dying and then threw away 5 years of Jedi training to kill another Jedi for the same reason of the 5 second dream.
This movie had terrible acting. The characters were almost as wooden as the cheesy dialogue which made little to no sense at times. The script writer must've been smoking bad shit. There are way too many special effects in this movie, come to think of it I think every scene had them. I don't know how they managed to do it but they made the fight scenes boring as hell.
When Anakin got burnt by the lava there was no way he could've survived. Do you really expect us to believe that someone who was covered in lava was just going to just sit there on fire for 30 minutes rather than melt out of existance? Get real! So what if he's a Jedi no way he can survive being covered in lava, he's still only human (or not so much human as he is in a galaxy far far away....)
To those who think Jar-Jar spoke, you are also wrong. He just appeared for half a second at the funeral of Pademe and didn't do much except walk forward a few steps.
For anyone who hasn't seen the movie yet, i've pretty much spoiled it for you in this short review so don't bother seeing it now. It sucks. I've just saved you 2 hours and $9.
I give this movie a 4/10.
This movie made me realise how much Star Wars has gone down hill since episode 1.
Mezerian said...
wooden cheese? Wow!
CAmo14 said...
And by episode 1 you mean episode 4.
Andrew Fox said...
lol yea that's exactly what i meant. it's just y'know 4am and all.
