Today we had arrivals, the most bullshit SOSE class of all.
We had to watch some crap series from the '80s called show "Against The Wind" it has a bunch of convicts on a ship with some fat bitch giving the female convicts dating advice. As if the blimp could get herself laid to start with to even give the advice.
Our teacher is Nadia, she has got to be one of the worst SOSE teachers ever. Rather than do standard class work we do supposably fun activites. Today rather than taking some notes about convicts it was more fun to make a boat out of tables and chairs and discuss 5 different parts of it. Astounding!
Nadia gave 2 warning to CAmo for talking in class while the credits for the show were going. The end credits none the less. During the next episode of the show CAmo was half way through writing a note when Nadia says to him "Cameron! Are you taking notes?" and he goes "Yea..." she then replies "Good." Now what the fuck is up with that?
The video has been sitting around from the '80s and the picture and audio quality has dropped substantially. I couldn't understand a word that was being said for the first half of the episode it was so murmered it sounded like someone mumbling into their jacket sleeve or using the Darth Vader voice changer (More on that in our next joint rant).
The female convicts in this movie kept complaining they were being mistreated. Now c'mon they are convicts none-the-less. They have broken the law. These are the last people who deserve rights. They are all "Don't beat us we are leet" but the guards are much too clever for that and are all "PWNT BITCH!" slapping those bitches upside the head.
During this movie the 2 girls next to me were talking non-stop and were not punished by the teacher in any way. These are the same 2 that made us do that stupid boat activity at the end of the movie. One of them kept telling me to go work with my partner that was randomly selected out of a pencil case. Here is the dialogue:
Krystal: Go work with your partner
Andrew: No
Krystal: Don't be an idiot just go work with her
Andrew: Nope, I don't want to I think i'll just stay here
Krystal: You're going to go work with her now
Andrew: Go fuck yourself
That is literally how the conversation went. I ended up not having to work with my hot bitch of a partner. Those partner things never work out. You randomly select people from a hat to encourage team work. Bullshit. I can't stand to work with someone I don't even know for something as trivial as finding out what a Cartographer is which I already knew is a navigator thanks to Halo.
The movie from the '80s always has the same ad-break with big multi-colored text at the bottom of the screen with a boring brick building on screen. There was also another ad-break that we saw at one stage with a big chunk of mystery meat on the screen with yellow text on a black background. At least there was only 2 ad's between parts of the show unlike todays TV which has countless ammounts of advertising. TV must've been a lot better in the '80s. Even Foxtel has an insane ammount of advertisements on it.
In the movie some whiny bitch was orgasiming over the fact that she gets to work in a tavern in Australia. She is going through the bush with this guy to the tavern in Australia and she goes "When are we going to get to the village with the tavern" and he counters "Town? What town!" as though she was supposed to know the tavern wasn't in one he then proceeds to say "My tavern is actually a road-side inn. There are too many customers in the big cities" as though having too many customers is a bad thing. When they arrive at the roadside inn he goes "You'll have to go around back. I've boarded the front door just to stop people getting in. It's not a problem round these parts but just to be safe". Maybe this guy should stop for a moment and look at his business plan.
1) He has an Inn
2) He has it in the middle of nowhere to avoid customers
3) He has the front door boarded shut
I'm sure he has visitors lining up to come to his crap shack to spend the night. He remarks to the whiny bitch that she does pretty well for a city girl. She comes from a village with like 5 buildings. The cities back in those days must have been spectacular. Lots to do there! You could sit at home and read books and cook or you could go outside and....well be outside. The possibilities are endless.
The owner of the tavern goes to get some supplies and has a nice talk with a soldier on horseback who approaches him.
Soldier: What's in that cart?
Owner: Supplies
Soldier: What sort of supplies?
Owner: See for yourself
Soldier: I will, once you unload them from the cart
Owner: Alright
Soldier: Wait! Did your master write you a pass?
Owner: Yes
Soldier: Alright then
At this point the soldier just turns around the rides off on his horse. What the fuck? He said he has supplies. You know he has supplies but you can't be bothered getting off your ass to check them? Thanks captain ovbious!
Now back to the ship, the surgeon on board is the guy who assigns people to jobs. The surgeon. What the fuck is up with that? The main character in the movie is assigned to some captain of a ship. His assistant is there to escort her to the ship. His assistant looks like Tarzan.
After the movie Nadia got the girls to describe how we should go about this ship activity since she couldn't be bothered making up a lesson plan to fill the next 45 minutes. I started talking to CAmo and Nadia yelled at him for talking. I then just had a laughing fit and laughed for like a minute so she yells at Leigh beacuse i'm laughing. What the fuck?
