Nonchalant Repartee

Was using my scanner to scan some shit and decided to scan these pics I did in SOSE.







What can I say? S.O.S.E. is not my friend.

¶ posted by Andrew Fox at 8:01 PM

What is with people and purfume? Purfume smells like shit. Get over it already. Nobody likes the smell of purfume. Anyone who says they do is a liar who just wants to get some and/or doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Same goes for people who like to put insane ammounts of make-up on. It doesn't make you look good it makes you look like a fucking clown. I think i'll pile on a crate of makeup and spray a litre of perfume on me to be leet. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!???

Also, whats with body piercings? Who wants to punch holes through their skin and get them infected with strange bacterial organisms for the sake of "Fashion".

A tongue stud would be terribly annoying while trying to eat/drink things and just shouldn't exist. (Dont read these brackets if you are a sissy, it would also hurt the other person during oral sex :P).

Belly button rings? Whats the point, nobody ever sees your belly unless your one of those strange chicks with the split top thingies that are so leet (not that im saying chicks showing skin is leet or anything if you are gay and are offended by my comments)

That brings me onto ear rings and people who decide to wear big circle ones that are half the size of their head. It really gets me why anyone would even think that up. Here is my artists rendition:

(Gotta love my elite paint skills)

So while im on the topic of ear rings i'm going to say WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER WHATS ON YOUR FRONTAL LOBES!!!!

Another thing that shits me, chicks with writing on their shirts who go off at you for looking at their chest. You've probarbly all had this happen to you at one stage or another. Some chick wears a shirt that says like 50 lines on it so your standing there reading it and she's like "What are you looking at?" What the hell do you think shatner!

A pic I found on google then cropped and edited.

¶ posted by Andrew Fox at 10:33 PM

What is it with people and holidays?
Why do they feel the need to shell out cash to give live at someone elses place?

I'd much rather sit around:


Than go on holiday. I've been to Mornington, Bendigo and Tasmania. They are so fucking boring I was almost crying myself to sleep each night. What kind of idiot plans a holiday to a cold desolate place with virtually nothing to do. Wow I can go see some gold mines, i'm awesome!


Wow I can see a boat that is a replica of an old one with a transgender captain (I shit you not), i'm awesome!


Wow I can ride a chairlift, i'm awesome!

I suppose you get the idea that holidays are pretty cool. WRONG, IDIOT!!!! I slave away for months at school and then I get 2 weeks off to relax a little but rather than having relaxation time i'm packed into a car/boat/plane and sent off to some other place where I can be bored. It's like a whole different sort of education (One with the boredom of school minus the friendship, work and occasional fact learnt)


This is what most of Tasmania looks like. Bland, boring, no phone coverage, surrounded by hills. In an acronym: WTF

If your going to go on a holiday you might as well make it worth your while e.g. Nudist Colony, Tokyo (woot, expensive), Paris, [insert random place that doesn't suck]

Well you get the idea. There is no point going to "The Beach" for a holiday when you have a beach a few hours away from where you live. A good place to go for a holiday is Phillip Island. Anyone who says otherwise can get the shit beat out of them with a random appendage.

Not only do holidays suck but they also cost a lot of money. Money which you could be spending on better things than a holiday e.g. Car, Food, Random electronic which will sit in a corner of your house after being used once, Random piece of cooking equipment which will be used once every couple years, Lottery tickets, Get well soon cards for the person who you just recently put in intensive care, Valentines gift(So you can get some!), Random item bought as a result of impulse buying.

Well yes I'm sure you see where i'm going i'll leave it up to you to decide if you deserve a holiday. If you go somewhere make sure you have something fun planned to do otherwise you've just wasted your money and leisure time. I'm going to the Goldcoast for these next holidays so let's hope it turns out better than the other ones i've had to the middle of nowhere.

¶ posted by Andrew Fox at 9:41 PM