Nonchalant Repartee

Edit: You post another post with spellig mistakes and sentence errors like this and your account is gone! (Andrew) P.S. Fixed your post.

Well after watching last weeks episode of John Safran VS God I must say that I completely agree with him on the topic of Mormans and Jahova's coming to your door at 9am on a Saturday morning. It's just plain fucking rude!!

How would they like it if we went to their houses at 9am on a Saturday morning? Well that's exactly want John did and everyone told him to piss off, well if you mormans can't handle people coming to your door at 9 in the morning stop sending your fucking missionaries to do it to us!!!!!!

¶ posted by pudda at 10:53 AM

¶ posted by Andrew Fox at 8:42 PM

Today in VCE Info Tech we had to work on our Unit 1 Case Study 2 which is about Digital Camera's before it was due at the end of the day so I kept working on mine and when there was about 15 minutes to go Martin came over and told me I had to put 3 example pictures of before and after manipulation in and pointed out the part of the question sheet that said this. Fair enough, so I pull up R: and look for some photos.

I found one of the school bus outside of the school and decided to crop the picture out from around the bus in the picture. Easy? No, this was the biggest flop i've ever seen the computer do.

I started by putting the picture into Microsoft Word and cropped it in there but the quality was so low I decided to do a good job and use Photoshop. I opened up Photoshop and waited out the ~2 minutes it took to open then I chucked in the school bus picture and cropped the bus. After I managed to crop it the computer stopped responding and hung for about a minute at which stage it returned to normal.

I went to put it back into Word but Word wouldn't maxmize from the start bar so I waited about 20 secs then alt+tabbed to it and got it on screen. I pasted in my cropped image and the computer hung again! After waiting it out I had the image in Word but it was way too big so I had to resize it. I dragged the corner of the image and....nothing happened. I spent about 5 minutes just trying to resize the damn bus but it wouldn't budge. At this point I was pretty pissed off and kicked one of the metal poles under the table. It made a really loud noise and Martin looked at me. I hate Microsoft.

After this I sat there for a few moments pondering what I should do....I went back to Photoshop and tried to resize in there but had no idea what to put the measurements as. I went to my desktop and opened Microsoft Powerpoint and chucked the before and after images into that then the computer hung again. I waited it out AGAIN then saved my power point presentation. I opened up my U: and located the powerpoint then dragged it into Word. Would you believe it but the computer hung again! I waited it out then resized the embedded powerpoint presentation and it actually resized! I had to wait about 20 secs every time I resized it though as the computer couldn't work out what it was doing. I finally got it resized but by this time the computer would barely run so I turned it off and started to login to the computer next to it.

As I was logging in and the desktop icons loading the bell went for hometime. So I managed to do 1 picture of 3 for my Information Systems VCE Unit 1 class and didn't manage to submit the work to Martin.

I HATE MICROSOFT!

¶ posted by Andrew Fox at 3:35 PM

Exams are coming up in 2 weeks and I heard that there will be 2 maths exams. One with the use of a calculator and one without. I use my calculator for everything since I don't know my times tables due to the fact I have a calculator and will never need to learn them. Whose idea was this?!

I am in the advanced maths class and rather than doing harder work than the other classes we just do more of it. Rather than doing say the first 2 columns we'll do every single question. I don't see how this makes our class any better. I usually do a few questions and then do nothing else until recess/lunch.

At lunch time today we just wanted to get into the library and onto the computers to get a Liero game going on but of course the new library guy decided to be hip and happenin and give every single person in there a crash course on how to use Google to it's full potential. He taught us how to use Advanced Search and Calculator. He also taught us how to use Wildcards, keep in mind that Google doesn't actually support wild cards!

He wouldn't let anyone on the computers do anything else but the Google crash course til 10 mins were left in lunch. He said he used to be an IT teacher so he knows what he's talking about. He couldn't understand my hacker google though. When he finally realised 10 mins were left he let us play Liero and then when im playing he has the nerve to ask me to teach him stuff about Google since i'm such an expert I told him i've got nothing to say because im busy and he said something like "So your the expert" and I said "Yep" and kept playing.

Maths is getting more bullshit by the day, we have an Indicies test this Friday and I didn't even realise we were doing the Indicies unit. We then did some weird sums with the power-of and squaring thingys.

Cameron wasn't at school today despite me burning him Jade Empire twice last night at 11:30 and getting to sleep at 2:00am. I now have a new drink coaster that says "CloneCD does not burn XBOX games"

¶ posted by Andrew Fox at 3:48 PM

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¶ posted by Andrew Fox at 11:23 AM

Well this is by far the weirdest spam message i've ever gotten.

¶ posted by Andrew Fox at 9:36 PM

i'm blogging again, and i'm angry again. is this a coincidence? i think not.
i'm in a bookshop in echuca, on yet another week of holidays, (how much more school can i miss?)
and my deprivation of computers has brought me to pay $2.00 for 15 mins of internet time. and how good it is. i have recently made the realisation that the internet is awesome, and you don't miss it until you have it. and when you are on it, you miss it, but when your'e not on it, you don't miss it. so it's a rather strange addiction that i have right now. oh well. better than smoking.
to the subject, i am in a public bookshop, and everytime it touch a key on the lowish quality keyboard, I decide that it is too loud to exsist. so i'm hesitantly tapping away on it, hoping that no one looks at me. because if they did they would make me stop typing, and thus waste my precious 15 mins of internet time. (me being online now, i'm currently addicted. D'oh!)
The loud keyboard is bad, but i don't want to go onto the other computers (which have much nicer QUIET keyboards) because i'm allready on this one, and swapping over would take another minute. (stupid addiction!!!)
Moral of the story: public computers suck, because the computers with the quiet keyboards are all sleeping, pretending to be off, and you are always being watched. they're also quite slow.

damn damn damn.

¶ posted by Mezerian at 2:59 PM