Well as usual I was checking my e-mail (actually this is rather unusual, I was just sort of bored) and I came accross some spam. My first instinct was to delete it but after reading the hilarious message I decided to reply with something equally, if not more hilarious.
Enjoy!
Spam Email
From: "Alice Schmidt" <856christoph@mail.com>
To:
Subject: RE:
Date: Thu, 25 May 2006 20:06:20 -0100
Hello Ali.ershady.
at first I should tell you about my appear, so I got E-mail from one DATING AGENCY but really that was VERY STRANGE for me because I closed all my accounts at DATING SITES, because I don't like people who are interested just in non SERIOUS RELATIONS, I have much FRIENDS from that sites but really I did not find someone special for me....
But I got your E-mail address and thought "MAYBE THAT IS MY DESTINY" to find someone special?
Really there was written that you wish to know me.
So I don't know where you did get MY E-MAIL ADDRESS but I hope that is NOT JUST MISTAKE.
I hope to hear from you soon....
If you decide to answer me I promise to SEND YOU big LETTER and MY BEST PHOTOS !!! I'd like to learn more about you. PLEASE, WRITE ME some lines about your personality, your hobbies, your way of life. I'm really interested to know!
As for me, I'm an easy-going and open-hearted person. I take life as it comes and have optimistic views. It doesn't mean that nothing makes me sad, but I consider all the difficulties in my life to be useful for me.
I'm very communicative and like to spend time in a good company. I enjoy outdoors activities and sport. What about you? Do you go in for sports?
Hope to hear from you soon, please use solaris13@HotPOP.com to answer me ! I wit your letter with large impatience . Please do it for me .
Katya
Thu, 25 May 2006 20:06:20 -0100
babysit alcoa
My Reply
From: Alias Zero
User-Agent: Thunderbird 1.5.0.2 (Windows/20060308)
To: solaris13@HotPOP.com, ali.ershady@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re:
Hello Alice Schmidt aka Katya aka babysit alcoa,
If I was looking for a partner in life they'd have to speak English.
You appear to speak some sort of alien language, do you have cows on your planet? I like cows. They are used to create various meat products on my planet.
On the subject of meat what kinds of meat do you get on your planet? If any... We have 24 hour days on my planet, how long are the days on your planet? Our sun is yellow. Is yours red? That'd mean it's almost dead, time to find a new galaxy....
I am very interested in a 'serious relationship' of which you speak. Here on my planet such a phrase does not exist.
If you would like to be long time partners please let me know.
Signed,
Andrew
Dragon • -=TheTopMostDog=- said...
I don't laugh too often. Expect some congratulating next time I see you. Well done.
That's the exact definition of Nonchalant Repartee... What more to say? Good work.
Oh, why not send a link to this post to that email? Ahaa.. Yeah, nevermind me..
Andrew Fox said...
I got a reply!
http://ssh.unhandledexceptions.com/~agret/blog/reply.htm
Dragon • -=TheTopMostDog=- said...
"I rent a flat together with my friend.. ..we get on really well with her."
Split persona, bad sign. Lol..
Now if that's not generated, I don't know what is.
It'd be funny to send another email, totally skitzing up at her about something.
See? I've the Ideas but no details concerning them; '..about something' will do finely.
Andrew Fox said...
Go for it, you know her e-mail. Post the reply you get on here.
